为何历史得及格

考试季节又来临，考生紧张，家长紧张，学校老师紧张，补习中心上上下下紧张，校长更紧张。不属于上述的也跟着紧张。紧张之余，笑一个呗：

Let me share a joke with you first.

~~~~~~失礼，失礼！是英文版。

Here it goes.....

I was looking for an empty space to park my car at Bangsar when suddenly there's a knock on the glass "Encik ah..tanya sikit ah..itu Chimpeng mana ah..?" "Apa?" "Chimpeng, Chimpeng...saya sudah tanya itu guard ah.. dia ckaap sini adasatu Chimpeng..." "Soli-lah Apek. Saya tak tau woh...Apa tempat itu Chimpeng?" "Aiyah...itu Chimpeng balu punya..Saya mau pigi angkat wang la..." "Tarak tau la boss. Itu kedai ka apa?Along ka?" "Chimpeng bukan kedai ma..lu itu pun tak tau ah..? itu Chimpeng macam ituMaypeng, Public Peng, RHetB Peng...itu balu punya Peng.." Adoi... buat aku pening je..dia actually cari CIMB Bank

CIMB Bank was formerly known as Bumiputra Commerce Bank, and before that it was known as Bank Bumiputra Bhd. Bank Bumiputra was set up by the late Tun Razak about 30 years ago. 30 years later, his son Nazir took over the bank and decided to fully "Malaysianise" it and share it with other races in Malaysia and rename the bank CIMB Bank which stand for CINA INDIA MELAYU BANK. Make sense, isn't it!

p/s: They cannot put the "M" (Melayu) in front because it will end up as MICB Bank and Samy Velu objected to it as he wanted to reserve the name for his own bank later. :-)

呵呵呵呵，对考历史的人有帮助噢！对考通识科目(Pengajian Am)的人也有帮助哟！对写作文找证据的人更有帮助啊！( ⊙ o ⊙ )